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FIONA: It's a spell. No, no, no. (Walks passed Donkey). Geppetto takes the money and walks off. PUSS Okay. Scared Shrekless. FIONA: Well then why didn't he come rescue me? Move it along. Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. I helped rescue the princess. Did you do that? Now it's my turn! Shrek walks over to the edge of the cliff and sits down. Shrek arrives back home. The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. and set down in front of her. I'm fine. Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. I got a great idea! Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. Your flying days are over. A hideous creature! Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. SHREK: Quest? Keep your legs elevated! The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. We can keep going. You ate the princess. MONSIEUR HOOD: Oh! You are the best and brightest in all the land, and today one of you shall prove himself better and brighter than all the rest. 2. FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! And Shrekwellyou got a lot in common. It's hideous! The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. Do not get comfortable! and his breath extinguishes all the . You don't have to worry about a thing. I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. Shrek: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. Captain, round up some guests! Too quiet. Thank you very much! DONKEY: Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad? DONKEY: I hope you heard that. Keep on moving. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. How about that? Look, it's not that bad. Here's what we know. (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). Or something! That's my princess! Fiona crosses first and lays a hand on Shrek's back when she gets to the other side. Put me down! Man those guards! Chirpy music quietly plays from a set of loudspeakers. He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. Shrek and Donkey exchange looks. It was directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, and features the voices of Mike Myers . SHREK: I read it in a book once. DONKEY: Princess? Shrek stands on top of the ropes and beckons on the crowd's cheers. Where did that come from? Dead. I'd step all over it. DONKEY: Oh, good. Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. This one's full. And there's that big awkward silence you know? Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! Listen to me! Don't look down. (sniffs) It's brimstone. DONKEY: What do you mean? Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Fiona is lowered to the ground and Shrek runs up to her. MIRROR: Well, technically you're not a king. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. She closes the door. SHREK&&1&SCRIPT& 2& MAN&1& Whoa.Holdon.Doyouknowwhatthatthingcandotoyou? FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. It just needs a few homey touches. He throws the flower down and walks away. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. She straightens her dress, lays back down, and then quickly reaches over for bouquet of flowers off the side table. There's no time. In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. DONKEY: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling like of lava! and hauls her out of bed and towards the door. SHREK: Oh, yeah? DONKEY: All right, all right. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. THELONIUS: Three! (walks off). Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. Please people, like @codeforester, keep it simple; the best software always is. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew. Incredible! The dragon chases after Donkey, stomping on the pile of knight remains in its way. This is really good. GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. There is a montage of their journey. He reads it aloud. The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. Its 37000 characters no spaces lll try and find it. As the bishop talks we see Donkey through one of the windows as Shrek tosses him up so he can see. All right then. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. Please! We must be getting close. -Next! SHREK: No, that'll take longer. Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. DONKEY: Yes, my half. Hang on now. It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! People take one look at me and go "Aah! OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. DONKEY: "I can't wait to get on the road again. The chain does not hang low enough for him to be able to grab Donkey and he swings over Dragon. Me, me! Fiona hands it to Shrek and he grabs onto her hand. 1 at the domestic box office, it went on to earn nearly $ 500 million worldwide on a production budget of $60 million. Don't mess with me. Everyone stands in awe. Oh, no, no. She wanders off into the woods, marveling at the nature, and begins to sing. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. Fiona is still awake, plucking at petals from the sunflower. The dragon begins to swing its tail back and forth with Shrek still holding on, then launces him into the air. I'm here till Thursday. But you only look like this at night. The old woman steps up to the table. SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. The bee, of. That's it right there. It didn't come off no stone neither. SHREK: Hey! Oh. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. SHREK Not fast enough. Next! Thank you! They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. Right. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? Andhere they are! (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. I put up signs. In 2001, the landscape of animated films changed forever when Shrek premiered. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. I know that. Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). Oh, sure! What do I have to do get a little privacy? DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Please let me introduce myself. I'll stick with you. VILLAGER 1: Whoa. You know you are quite a decorator. I will have--. GUARDS: He's getting away! Farquaad is captivated by the portrait of Fiona. The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. That's the last thing on my mind. I was just kidding. DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! SHREK: Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. When he reaches the table we see that he is too short to see above it. Shrek is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. Well then who was she talking about? DONKEY: (still aimed at her stomach) Listen, keep breathing! A clever amalgamation of wry adult comedy and bucolic, kid-friendly whimsy, it put a twist on the fairytale format with outrageous trope-smashing characters, a catchy soundtrack . Donkey watches this exchange with a curious look on his face. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? SHREK: Ah, right on time. Look, I-- I talked to her last night She's --. FIONA: I mean, look at him. FIONA: But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. This horrible, ugly beast! SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. That was amazing! Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Three! Do what? Captain of the Guards: Next! DONKEY: Please! The two gaze up at Duloc Castle, a building that towers over the rest of the kingdom. FIONA: I mean--ah, why wait? I'll see you drawn and quartered! "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. ), GORDER: I found some cheese. SHREK: Hey, come on. -Keep quiet! You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. This is not dignified! DONKEY: Man, I like you. The villager drops it. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. She smiles, clears her throat, and holds out a handkerchief. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. Kick it to the curb. Shrek and Fiona cross the bridge connecting the tallest tower to the rest of the castle. FIONA: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? SHREK: Oh! DONKEY: Oh, yeah. DONKEY: Ohh. I could feel it. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. dropping the poster to the ground. SHREK: You know, she's right. Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. Shrek and Fiona both try to eat dinner but start crying. Suddenly the chandelier jerks Dragon back, the sword having lodged itself into a stone column and getting the chain stuck. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really Shrek interrupts Donkey by stepping on his foot, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. SHREK: Wait a second. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. No! Slow down, baby, please. I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. Shrek turns and removes what little armor is still left attached to him. It is the Magic Mirror. (turns). Take it away! Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! There are those who thinklittle of him. DONKEY: Can I say something to you? What is that? I did half the work. Gasps are heard all around. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. One? (Get spooked and gasps) 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. -Please, don't turn me in. (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) N--Okay. Right? He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. Princess, where are you? Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Hapaya! Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? Try the veal! SHREK: Oh, no. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. Yes, do it. Give me another chance! Fiona backs up and gives Shrek a sheepish smile. He gives Donkey an annoyed look. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). It's preposterous! There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to Duloc. Magnitude. She thinks I'm a steed. I'm a terrifying ogre! shrek script no spaces . Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. FIONA: Hey! Come on, give it up for Snow White! You're gonna tear it off. The two slowly lean towards each other. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. Shrek pushes past him but Donkey pins him against the door. I love to talk. Shrek! I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. You're not that ugly. They reach the top of the climb and hoist themselves up and over the ridge. DONKEY: Slow down. SHREK: Look princess you're not making my job any easier. VILLAGER 1: Back! Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". 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